June 2012
this man has a beard, smokes a pipe and chops wood with an axe he’s clearly a good man
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discobloodfeast replied to your post: rennel replied to your post: i’ve some how managed…
Oh my gosh 2001 is like the longest movie ever.
but it MUST BE TACKLED
i’ve only half watched it when it was on telly at some point so i thought i’d try watching it properly at some point
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pales replied to your post: rennel replied to your post: i’ve some how managed…
start with inglourious
i shall take your advice, but if i end up a nervous wreck i’m coming for you that or i’ll just watch the producers and make nazis hilarious again
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rennel replied to your post: i’ve some how managed to spend 3 hours watching…
no pyjama pyjama? :c
not yet!!!! i’m not going until i’ve watched at least three of these
the hmv sale is a dangerous place for me to be especially when i’ve just been paid… i didn’t even want half of this crap…
i’ve some how managed to spend 3 hours watching documentaries on air accidents so now i think it’s time to go to bed but urgh i’ve got a pile of dvds i bought and haven’t watched yet so i might start making a dent in those instead
an old man came into the shop today and asked what my favourite kind of apple was, so i said granny smith and then we had a 10 minute discussion about why granny smiths were better than his favourite (pink lady) but then they put a service call out for me and i had to go but when he’d finished his shopping he came and found me and gave me a granny smith apple aw bless old people aren’t...
Just A Minute, Marcus Brigstocke on the subject of...
Marcus Brigstocke: I'm at something of a disadvantage on this subject because I've never heard of this Nicholas Parsons character, he sounds delightful and fascinating -
*buzzer*
Sue Perkins: Deviation from sense - EVERYBODY'S HEARD OF NICHOLAS PARSONS!
May 2012
ordered two pizzas, twister fries and 12 onion rings… because everything tastes better than skinny feels… except watermelon, that’s just awful…
woooooooooow, i just woke up… i’m predicting a long night ahead…
EYUP COCK
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modelhomeinvasion replied to your photo: well if you ever wanted to know what working 38…
even your hair looks sad
but look at it NOW
NOURISHED
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lit exam wasn’t allowed to sit
citizenship 1 exam was 200 miles away in london, hungover
citizenship 2 exam (is tomorrow) i’ll probably sleep through it
language exam
i am HOME
that 14 hour shift was easy enough…
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so london happened
i’m feeling catching a train to london but then again i’m also feeling sitting in the mini setting up my key profile to how i like it with the air conditioning set to 12 degrees
why can’t i work in a shop that sells nice things? like books, or perfume, or dvds… that way when i’m processing the waste at work i don’t smell like rotting food… and i don’t have to deal with things that customers have picked up from the chilled department and left with the pet food in the ambient department… or deal with customers at all…
Anonymous asked: can i suck your willy?
that was the nicest shower i’ve ever had, my skin tone has changed, i will never leave it that long to have a shower ever again, heating or no heating i’ll stand under an ice cold drip if i have to
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i get at least one text a day about how someone has seen a person who looks exactly like me… i didn’t realise being a bearded, big haired, tubby short arse was the look to be had in 2012…
“The insomniac brain comes in various flavours; different personality types...”
– Charlie Brooker
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streetmap replied to your photo: waste processing is the BEST i fucking love…
Compactor duty. Fun!!!
omg we don’t even HAVE a compactor!!! it’s just
pick up product
try to scan the barcode but it’s covered in smashed raw egg
wipe the egg off with your finger
still won’t scan
type the number in manually
throw it into the tray with the orange bag in
repeat until...
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just slept for 17 hours jesus CHRIST i feel good
right, i’m going to bed for six hours, nighty nighty pyjama pyjama!
